David L 4:46 Tue Feb 28
People who use Starbucks as an office
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I fucking hate these cunts, sitting there with a 3 hour old glass of iced water or empty coffee mug, taking up a table for four with their fucking laptops, bags, phones, leads, all plugged in to the mains, all thinking they're the next fucking Bill Gates or Zuckerburg. All I want is to sit down and drink a coffee, but can I find an empty seat amongst what looks like a branch of Currys? Can I fuck. Get a proper job in an office you cunts and let me enjoy my coffee.
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Brooking_is_GOD
7:49 Thu Mar 2
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I'll bend a Charlie Brooker reference a little here.
People complaining about not being able to get a seat in a Starbucks is like a person who enjoys gargling skunk piss complaining that someone has farted in the corner of the room.
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Ridikzappa
6:52 Thu Mar 2
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Starbucks are all corporate, overpriced, shitty coffee sellers.
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mr so & so
1:49 Thu Mar 2
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they all plead poverty by sharing some skinny latte bollox for hours on end but sit there on their latest generation apple macs! how is this!
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White Pony
11:06 Wed Mar 1
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It cost £3.75 years ago?? Coffee doesn't even cost that now.
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wansteadman
8:32 Wed Mar 1
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Years ago I worked with a young bird who was always moaning she never had enough money to go on holiday yet every morning she used to get this giant coffee at the top of the escalator at liv st station which was £3.75 and one at lunchtime. When I pointed out she was spending enough to go on a decent holiday even though we had a kitchen with a proper coffee maker in she still came in the next mng with another one
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SecondOpinion
7:42 Wed Mar 1
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People who use Starbucks are most likely the same people who post on Facebook.
No more to say.
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northbankboy68
7:28 Wed Mar 1
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You shouldn't be giving those tax avoiding capitalists your hard earnt cash. Support the independents!
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Spandex Sidney
6:49 Wed Mar 1
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Last time the ex missus said she wanted a large, black Americano I thought she meant a coffee.
I was wrong.
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Son of Anarchy
5:24 Wed Mar 1
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Issac Hock...
Is the reason you love starbucks so much, their excellent disabled toilet facilities?
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Dan M
4:51 Wed Mar 1
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That was Saul's way of telling us he's got scurvy.
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ooooh Morley Morley
2:29 Wed Mar 1
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I'm having a POT OF TEA right now at home... :-) Fuck you coffee cunts right in the grindr.
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Pagey
1:58 Wed Mar 1
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Mashed
Just in case you didn't know, I'm actually joking. So put away your hardon.
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Pedant
1:56 Wed Mar 1
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**let me enjoy my coffee**
Other coffee shops are available.
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mashed in maryland
1:54 Wed Mar 1
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Don't get mad cos you get no likes hun
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Pagey
1:50 Wed Mar 1
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That might be true Saul, but imagine the embarrassingly low amount of likes you'd get on Facebook if you posted a picture of it!
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Saul Bollox
1:43 Wed Mar 1
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I bought a cup of coffee in a women's Institute cafe in a hospital. It was Maxwell House instant, in a mug, and cost me 40p and was just as good a cup from Costa in a cardboard cup that I had on a ferry two days earlier.
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,
11:20 Wed Mar 1
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White pony, 1.46, I said fair tax coffee at St. Arbucks not fair trade coffee.
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mashed in maryland
11:15 Wed Mar 1
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Posting this from the queue at Starbucks. Getting a large black Americano. Extra shot 2 sweeteners . Fuck off
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One Word
10:28 Wed Mar 1
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Harlow now has a Starbucks... enough said
Sent from my mobile office phone in Piggys Pantry
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mashed in maryland
10:11 Wed Mar 1
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Some of you lot really let yourselves get wound up over silly things.
It is a coffee shop. Not an animal sex dungeon.
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penners28
10:05 Wed Mar 1
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IS EVERY1 OK HUN?
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